As if we’re not normally fantasizing about strange gear, electronics, t-shirts, software, and general oddities throughout most of the year, now is a special time when our thoughts turn to even more intricate rationalizations for buying great stuff for ourselves and our loved ones. If you’re looking for a last-minute gift, or just waiting until after various holidays to expand your studio, here are a few ideas. They read not only as a gift guide, but as a "Really Wonderful Things We’re Into" guide. And naturally, we don’t believe in throwaway consumption — readers on this site still avidly use Commodore 64s, after all. We’ve asked our contributors to come up with stuff they’ll treasure forever. Here are their favorites

Mike Una

Michael Una is an informant and writer for CDM on bent circuits, sound art, and electronic goodness; check out his interview last week with Beatrix*Jar and the results of the Circuit Bending Challenge.

Hip fashion for music geeks:

Moogs Not Missiles

Moogs Not Missiles T-shirt, $20 from Etsy.com (above)

Synthi Blue Green T-shirt, $21.99 from Gear Addict @ Cafe Press

Bootsy Collins T-Shirts, $20.99 from rocktshirtspunk.com

Sun Ra Helios T-shirt
Sun Ra Helios T-shirt

Sun Ra Helios Tee, $15 from mrdwab.com (above)

Generate visuals for while you’re bleeping out:
Critter and Guitari Cellular Automata Video Kit $49.95 direct


Killin’ that hum during the staticky winter months:

Scosche Eso34 Ground Loop Isolator $17.61 from Amazon.com (above)

k12

For turning your pad into the ultimate Space Disco haven:

K12 Audio to Light Modulator $13.25 direct from PAiA Corporation (above)

What’s that?

"This circuit controls the intensity of a light (incandescent bulb only, 200W max, not included) in response to the level of the audio input."

Still not sold?

"This kit should not be built by or for children!"

modpod 

And the ultimate holiday gift for that person still seeking audio euphoria:

modPod Egg Chair $1899 direct from inmod

It vibrates the chair along with the Hi-Fi stereo output, and has .mp3 input. How can you go wrong?

Liz "Quantazelle" McLean Knight

Liz is a laptopist, producer, and independent businesswoman extraordinaire, as well as CDM’s Marketing Manager. Don’t miss her conversation with alternative controller-making Gustavo Bravetti, or tips on making demo discs and getting gigs.

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For all those times you’ve shown up at a gig without the right (xx):

Electronic Musicians’ Emergency Adapters, $65 from FractalSpin

 

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Ed.: I think this means you’re meant to slow down, or apply the emergency brake, or get some earplugs ready for some insane signal processing. Or something.

"Digital Signal Processing Ahead" Tshirt, $25 from FractalSpin.com (available as men’s, women’s, and tank)

This DJ: Does Not Take Requests.

DJ Request Policy T-Shirt, $25 from FractalSpin.com

redturtle

I love these little things for keeping earbug cables and firewire cable out of jumbled mess:

Cable Turtle, $10 from Amazon.com; see cableturtles.co.uk for the full line and free UK delivery (above)

udgbag

I love this bag-it has a nice padded laptop sleeve inside that’s removable as well as a padded strap. And there’s a lot of room inside for extra hard drives, a pair of headphones, some demo cds, vinyl if you need analog…etc. LOVE LOVE LOVE!

UDG CourierBag Deluxe, EUR59.99 direct from Ultimate-DJ-Gear.com or $59.99 from DJDeals.com (above)

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And here are some nice, inexpensive VSTs. There are so many gems there.

Ohmforce Plug-ins, various, from ohmforce.com (above)

Daevlmakr Plug-ins, $36 from daevlmakr.com (see our previous review)

James Grahame

James Grahame runs the incredible Retro Thing blog, and aside from keeping us up to date on all things hardware did a terrific interview with Solaris creator John Bowen. I’m guessing these wishes are more practical than the DIY satellite, James?

My list is centered around building your own analog synth.

 

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First up, the synthesizers.com ‘module a month’ system. $120 per month gets you a 22 space modular rack case, 8 modules and accessories. Receiving one part every 30 days gives you ample time to assemble and test the beast over the course of a year.

Entry System Purchase Plan, $120/mo from Synthesizers.com

fatman

The PAiA Fatman analog monosynth remains an unbeatable value. The kit is offered in rack-mount or table top versions for under $250. It has earned the honor of becoming the world’s most modded synth, and dozens of useful tweaks are available online for intrepid builders, including VCO hard sync and a subharmonic generator.

FatMan Analog MIDI Synth, $200.95 and up from PAiA Corporation

soundlab

The Sound Lab Mini-Synth is a great bare-bones unit. You can purchase the PC Board for a mere $30, although you’ll need to scrounge up another $70 or so in parts to build your very own cv/gate controlled analog noisemaker.

Sound Lab Mini-Synth, ca. $100 from musicfromouterspace.com and self-bought from vendors

And, on the off chance that I win the lottery, here’s my dream synth for 2008…

John Bowen’s brand new Solaris keyboard synth offers a multitude of sound design possibilities. It’s now available for pre-order at $3399, with delivery starting in early 2008. The Solaris features vector synthesis, multiple filter models (Mini Moog ladder style, Prophet 5 SSM & Curtis emulations, comb filter), looping envelopes, six DADSRs per voice, effects unit, programmable espresso maker and so on. The initial production run will be a mere 100 units.

Solaris, $3399 direct from John Bowen Synth Design

And one more practical software selection…

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How about Reaper 2? This little Windows sequencer is beginning to really grow on me. A non-commercial license costs only $50 and it even runs on Linux boxes using wineasio.

Reaper multitrack audio tool, $50 from Cockos Incorporated

W. Brent Latta

Brent does sound and music for games himself, but also stays on top of all things gaming for CDM. See his review of Audiofile Engineering’s Wave Editor, a tool he uses in his own work.

My wishlist, in no particular order…

Whether the $199 upgrade, or the $499 full version, this is bar-none my best value in high-end DAWs right now, and I’m dying to check out that new multi-delay!

Logic Pro Studio 8, $479 from Amazon.com, as seen regularly here on CDM

I wouldn’t have heard about this gizmo without Peter’s coverage, but now I totally want one…or four!

Mandala 2.0 Drum Pad, $349 direct from Synesthesia Corporation

When you want to play guitar without actually having a guitar … Check out the ‘No Surprises’ video on YouTube, shown above!

Jam Sessions, $19.99 from Amazon.com for Nintendo DS

Okay – it isn’t a musical instrument, but with a ‘Blade Runner’ inspired soundtrack, this is going to be one of my favorite games of the year!

Mass Effect, $59.99 from Amazon.com for Xbox 360

ts2mic

Designed by one of my college professors, Terry Setter, I had the chance to check out the TS-1 microphones during an orchestral recording not long ago, and they held their own against a matched pair of vintage B and K microphones. The TS-2 looks like a GREAT vocal mic for the studio.

Chameleon Labs TS-2, $799 list and available from lots of folks

Heck, as long as we’re going BIG: One of the finest audio interfaces available for Mac/Logic users, this thing is dripping with class…

Apogee Ensemble, $1995; various, for Mac only (see previously on CDM)

 

I’ve wanted a Prophet ever since I found out that it was a primary instrument on Peter Gabriel’s ‘Passion’. Now I can get one at an affordable price, and not have to worry about tracking down the MIDI-mod, or pay through the nose to get a vintage unit brought back to spec.

Dave Smith Instruments Prophet ’08, $1999 (see Prophet coverage on CDM)

Lee Sherman

We haven’t heard from Lee Sherman as recently here on CDM, as he’s been busy with other tech journalism gigs, but he was one of our first contributors and is particularly dedicated to soft synths.

With Bob Moog sadly departed, someone has to fly the flag for analog and who better than co-traveler Dave Smith? It’s not surprising that it sounds amazing and offers tons of hands-on control. But a full-featured poly analog synth at a price comparable to a digital one? Priceless.

Dave Smith Instruments Prophet ’08

As emulations go, this sample collection stands out for its comprehensive collection of Moog sounds, which includes nearly every product ever to bear the Moog moniker, not just lesser known synths like my beloved Rogue but the Moog Vocoder, and Etherwave Theremin, all the way up to the most recent Moog, the Little Phatty, over 1,700 basses, leads, pads and effects.

IK Multimedia SampleMoog, $239 from Amazon.com (see our coverage of the announcement and comparison with Arturia’s offering)

What could be more fun than a battery-powered synth that fits in a pocket and combines the touch interface of the Kaoss Pad with Korg synth sounds and effects? I’ll take this over a Nintendo DS any day. (Ed.: Wait a minute, Lee. Kaossilator is cool, but uh, don’t take away my DS!)

Korg Kaossilator, $235 est. (not yet shipping in the US; video above)

Photo: bdu, via Flickr.

There are other digital emulations that accurately model the lovely tape flutter and crunchy magnetic head saturation of vintage tape echos, but you’d be hard pressed to find one that looks this cool. And the 70s nostalgia goes just far enough. The Space Echo has been reborn as a more stage-worthy pedal.

"Roland Space Echo" on eBay

… and Stylophones

mrMark came up with this groovy montage on Flickr.

Not entirely sure how it got started, but it seems all of us want a classic Dubreq Stylophone, the  vintage miniature, stylus-controlled instrument popularized by the likes of Kraftwerk ("Pocket Calculator") and Bowie ("Space Oddity").

As it happens, there are several ways to get one:

Stylophone.com has reconditioned 60s- and 70s-era Stylophones, though the price is rather steep: GBP55 / USD119.

Firebox.com has the original Stylophone for GBP14.95, though you’ll have to put an IOU in a Christmas box, etc.: they’re sold out until the beginning of 2008. (I’ll wait.)

And there’s always eBay.

"Stylophone" on eBay

Got Wishes of Your Own?

Practical or impractical, we’d love to hear them. Let us know in comments.

  • http://una-love.com Michael Una

    Now, all I need to do is get some of these "moneys."

  • ganjjjj

    Freakin awesome, love the Sun Ra shirt, oddly enough undergroundhiphop.com has a sick Sun Ra t shirt also, just got mine it looks great.

  • http://www.myspace.com/pax lost

    The Fatman is sweet! Finished mine about a year ago, simple as shit to build. Already upgraded the OSC chips added a sub-harmonic generator, increased the filter to 24db/oct and added hard sync. Its educational!

  • http://www.substation.co.nz/blog subbasshead

    heres my xmas shopping list: cheap & cheerful!

    & hopefully useful :)

    http://substation.co.nz/blog/?p=187

    Happy Holidaze!

  • http://fallsastar.com foosnark

    Desaster Zapfilter^2 is just a wee little filter but it has a mean streak a mile wide, and is just $12.50.

    Wusik.com is having an insane group buy special on Wusikstation 4 and something like 7 gigs of sound sets for $59.95. There's a sort of proto-Kore-like interface to the library too, so the thousands of presets aren't too onerous to navigate. (Though I do wish the drum sets, some of which are freakin' awesome, had consistent MIDI mappings.)

    Goldbaby samples are excellent and cheap; I own and love the MPC60 Vol. 1 set.

    I don't have any Elevayta plugins but they seem to have a bunch of inexpensive, useful tools. Space Boy and Clone Boy are on my wish list.

    Sonitex STX-1260 is another thing on my list of inexpensive yet thus-far-unfulfilled desires.

    And there is, of course, Plogue Bidule.

  • http://fallsastar.com foosnark

    hmm, some of my reply got eaten there by bad HTML. I expressed love for Ohmicide, and here is the link for ZapFilter.

  • http://www.cafepress.com/gearaddict Jordan

    Hey,

    This is Jordan (creator/designer) @ Gear Addict and I just wanted to say thanks for checking out and posting about our tshirt store. Let me know if you have any ideas you'd like to see on a shirt. We really appreciate any ideas and feedback so feel free to email me. Just want to wish everyone Happy Holidays! :)

  • http://www.professorwhimsey.com Dr. Apostrophe X

    Since I can't afford that Prophet this year, I guess I'll settle for a 3-OSC T-shirt.

  • Jordan Colburn

    I'm thinking about the fatman so much. I'm going to school to become an electrical engineer and the kit seems just like my kind of thing. Might need to improve the soldering skills a bit though, i've melted down way too many circuit bends.

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