Ableton Live Beer; Music Tech Beverage Nominees

Ben Rogerson and the blokes at Future Publishing / musicradar.com in the UK got a nice piece of swag: a Pilsner, to be specific. Thank UK distributor Focusrite for this one (which I assume means the brew has not yet graced Ableton’s office here in NYC.)

They did miss the obvious opportunity to offer an Ableton Live Lite. Or perhaps a liqueur called Ableton Evil (that t-shirt remaining the best Ableton swag ever). “Lively up yourself” I guess appeals to UK audiences. I would have called it Live Lager.

That got me thinking – what other music technology beverages can we make up here? Reaktor already sounds a bit like some kind of energy drink. FL Studio aka Fruity Loops could clearly be a sweet, bubbly soda. Someone could stake out organic tea – maybe MetaSynth. Thoughts?

Ableton Live beer: the ultimate live performance tool [musicradar.com]

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Plus Device

Logic Pro Water with electro-lites

July 9, 2008 @ 9:21 am
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Kris Jenkins

A bottle of Sheridans (the black & white stripey drink) advertising Zebra?

July 9, 2008 @ 9:22 am
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Marc Arsenault

Logic Vodka

July 9, 2008 @ 9:31 am
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brianvega

Max Milk

July 9, 2008 @ 9:50 am
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radian

Native Instruments Absynthe?
Buzz modular cocktail? (arrives in separate glasses)

July 9, 2008 @ 9:58 am
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Peter Kirn

@radian: Okay, *I* missed the blatantly obviously, didn’t I! ;)

July 9, 2008 @ 10:05 am
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TechLo

“FMN8 Cosmotini…when a regular Cosmo or ‘tini isn’t effeminate enough!”

July 9, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
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bliss

“I’d like a DP & tonic, please.”

July 9, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
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Otend

How come nobody has said Renoise cola or anything?

July 9, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
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Lukey

Switch your vowels, and you end up with mate’synth.. for the South Americans…

ReBull.

Logic Espresso.

July 9, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
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dptronz

Low Pass Ladder Filtered Lager. Drink responsibly.

July 9, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
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studiojoe

Red rum by Reason

Anybody wanna say “here’s johnny”!!

July 9, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
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magic from space

melodyne merlot?

and still waiting for “dna” to get released and integrated into the plugin!

July 9, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
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bliss

Dr. REX’s Sour Mash Kentucky Bourbon.

July 9, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
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teh_dahl

Absynth all the way.
Thank you.

July 10, 2008 @ 12:11 am
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pauk

What about the Korgacola??

July 10, 2008 @ 7:31 am
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Sheabe

“I’d like a DP & tonic, please.”

That’s want SHE said…….Booyah!

July 10, 2008 @ 8:51 am
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Bjorn Vayner

Cycling 74’s Pint of Jitter

July 10, 2008 @ 9:55 am
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Peter Kirn

@Bjorn: Yes, “Pint of Jitter” is, coincidentally, what my morning coffee pot is like. ;)

July 10, 2008 @ 10:05 am
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Polite

I read it more as “Lively. Up Yourself.”, but maybe that’s because I’m jealous of people who use Live. >_>

July 13, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
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PAULBUG

BEAST BOURBON. MEET THE HANGOVER OF YOUR DREAMS

August 22, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
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