Ableton Live Beer; Music Tech Beverage Nominees
by Peter Kirn
Ben Rogerson and the blokes at Future Publishing / musicradar.com in the UK got a nice piece of swag: a Pilsner, to be specific. Thank UK distributor Focusrite for this one (which I assume means the brew has not yet graced Ableton’s office here in NYC.)
They did miss the obvious opportunity to offer an Ableton Live Lite. Or perhaps a liqueur called Ableton Evil (that t-shirt remaining the best Ableton swag ever). “Lively up yourself” I guess appeals to UK audiences. I would have called it Live Lager.
That got me thinking – what other music technology beverages can we make up here? Reaktor already sounds a bit like some kind of energy drink. FL Studio aka Fruity Loops could clearly be a sweet, bubbly soda. Someone could stake out organic tea – maybe MetaSynth. Thoughts?
Ableton Live beer: the ultimate live performance tool [musicradar.com]
Peter Kirn
Jaymis Loveday
James Grahame
Primus Luta
michaeluna
Kim Cascone
Ben Long
Tom Whitwell
John Jacobus
Chris Stack
Marsha Vdovin
Markus Schroeder
Matt Earp
Kristin Trethewey
Logic Pro Water with electro-lites
A bottle of Sheridans (the black & white stripey drink) advertising Zebra?
Logic Vodka
Max Milk
Native Instruments Absynthe?
Buzz modular cocktail? (arrives in separate glasses)
@radian: Okay, *I* missed the blatantly obviously, didn't I!
"FMN8 Cosmotini…when a regular Cosmo or 'tini isn't effeminate enough!"
"I'd like a DP & tonic, please."
How come nobody has said Renoise cola or anything?
Switch your vowels, and you end up with mate'synth.. for the South Americans…
ReBull.
Logic Espresso.
Low Pass Ladder Filtered Lager. Drink responsibly.
Red rum by Reason
Anybody wanna say "here's johnny"!!
melodyne merlot?
and still waiting for "dna" to get released and integrated into the plugin!
Dr. REX's Sour Mash Kentucky Bourbon.
Absynth all the way.
Thank you.
What about the Korgacola??
“I’d like a DP & tonic, please.â€
That's want SHE said…….Booyah!
Cycling 74's Pint of Jitter
@Bjorn: Yes, "Pint of Jitter" is, coincidentally, what my morning coffee pot is like.
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I read it more as "Lively. Up Yourself.", but maybe that's because I'm jealous of people who use Live. >_>
BEAST BOURBON. MEET THE HANGOVER OF YOUR DREAMS