Reasonably stylish, definitely portable, interesting concept - and, unfortunately, not terribly practical. But fortunately we can use this opportunity to reminisce about 80s "ghettoblasters" as Philips calls this, and snicker at their ad copy. Result! Image courtesy Philips.

Reasonably stylish, definitely portable, interesting concept – and, unfortunately, not terribly practical. But on the bright side, we can use this opportunity to reminisce about 80s “ghettoblasters” as Philips calls this, and snicker at their ad copy. Result! Image courtesy Philips.

In the latest megarich DJ – electronics manufacturer collaboration, we find Dutch giant Philips with Armin van Buren. (In fact, you might begin to wonder if these guys are just competing over the Forbes highest-paid DJs list.)

This time, what you get is an all-in-one iPad dock with DJ control surface with speaker. That in itself seems not such a terrible idea, but then the problems start. Apart from the usual concerns about obsolete dock devices, the dock slot here places the iPad in an uncomfortable vertical position. There are physical controls for DJing, too, integrated with the (rather excellent) DJ app Algoriddim djay. But as a boombox, the awkwardly-named M1X-DJ is expensive and underpowered: EUR399.95 buys you just 80 watts of sound, in a box that fails to give you any stereo separation. At least the speakers appear to face away from the DJ and not only toward, but it’s unclear how any element of this all-in-one combination is helpful to anyone.

More like this, please. Really. (Skip the Philips/Armin business to the end of the story for some nostalgia.) Photo (CC-BY-ND) Sean Davis.

More like this, please. Really. (Skip the Philips/Armin business to the end of the story for some nostalgia.) Photo (CC-BY-ND) Sean Davis.

Bizarrely, Armin himself argues that somehow all of this saves you money:

“Fans often ask me what equipment they should buy when they want to start mixing themselves,” said Armin. “A lot of kit can be expensive, so with the M1X I wanted to create something that’s accessible for everybody. The other great thing about the M1X is that you can play it wherever you want, whether that’s the beach, the park or your street: it’s the ghettoblaster reinvented for today.”

Courtesy Philips.

Courtesy Philips.

Philips and Armin van Buuren launch DJ sound system [Philips at IFA Berlin]

Of course, there are other solutions to this problem, broadly falling under the product category of “speakers.” If your budget is five hundred bucks, serious users and amateurs alike will easily find better choices.

If you must have a controller, Numark makes one for djay that has the iPad in a more logical horizontal position, and with better controls. Or there’s the more-portable Native Instruments Kontrol Z1, which also boasts an audio interface with a separate headphone jack and doesn’t use a dock. (It also works nicely with your desktop; I’ve been using one with Ableton Live. More on it later.)

And for a fraction of the price of the M1X-DJ, any local electronics store will gladly sell you portable boomboxes that are cheaper, more powerful, and still battery-powered – and your iPad or iPhone (or whatever) can simply talk to them via Bluetooth. So, rather than hovering over a speaker with an iPad stuck in it looking like you’re trying to pretend you’re a DJ, you can just pop djay, Traktor, or your favorite iOS DJ app onto your iThing and hang around with friends. You could be turning hot dogs on the grill or floating in the pool cueing tracks. (The M1X-DJ has Bluetooth, too, but that defeats the purpose of buying this as a dock and controller – and as a speaker, it just seems it’s not worth the money.)

Speaking of your friends, Philips may also want to consider double-checking their copy writer. A caption for one of the images proudly proclaims – and I’m quoting exactly what they wrote here:

“Create incredible sets that will blow your friends.”

I’m hoping that right now there isn’t a big color box design for this thing sitting on a desk in Eindhoven that says “M1X-DJ: Blow Your Friends with Armin Van Buren.”

Anyway, we wouldn’t bother to cover this at CDM except that it’s a great excuse to talk about how much cooler boomboxes were in the 1980s. Four examples:

Boombox with drum machine. There’s the Lehnert Studio-5000 / Tensai Rhythm Machine CR-390 from 1977/78, which incorporated a rhythm generator / drum machine with analog circuitry.

lehnert

As seen on Matrixsynth:
Tensai rhythm machine, 80s boombox with drum machine

Boombox with synth. Apart from the usual (and impressive) complement of standard features on 80s boomboxes (dual cassette, dual-band radio, aux jacks), the Sharp MR-990 tucked a small keyboard synth with pattern sequencing features into the case. I’m the operator with my pocket … yeah, you know.

mr-990

In a surprising show of elegance, they even built an eject mechanism so that the keyboard smoothly slides out of the boombox:

As seen on Retro thing:
Sharp Boom Box + Mini Organ – Don’t Just Sing Along Anymore

(Speaking of mobile, Retro thing also notes the combination of Walkman with a boombox. No dock there: just a nice aux jack labeled “Walkman.” Thanks, Sony.)

Boombox with built-in turntable. Sharp was apparently happy to combine anything with a boombox. (Toaster oven, maybe?) Not one but three separate Sharp models came with built-in turntables: VZ-2500, VZ-2000, and VZ-3000.

As seen on Boing Boing.

Boombox that can actually blast. Without any gimmicks, there was the brilliant Pioneer SK-909 – massively heavy and luggable, but with big, beautiful speakers.

(Wistful sigh at the end of that video?)

Seen on a forum, complete with notes on repairs.

pioneer_sk909

For more historical information – and tear-inducing nostalgia – there are some great resources out there.

The NYT reviews a tome dedicated to the subject:

Mr. Owerko’s interest grew into a book, “The Boombox Project: The Machines, the Music, and the Urban Underground,” published this month by Abrams Image. It features his lovingly detailed close-up photographs of vintage portable stereos, as well as commentary by Spike Lee, L L Cool J and members of the Beastie Boys and the Fugees about the role the devices played in New York’s street culture from the late 1970s to the mid-’80s.

When the Beat Came in a Box [New York Times Book Review]

See also Love is a Mixtape by Rob Sheffield (warning: auto-plays music), and, in an interview with America’s NPR, Thurston Moore on the book he edited, Mix Tape: The Art of Cassette Culture.

And finally, the best Web resource on lovely vintage boomboxes is undoubtedly Pocket Calculator:

http://pocketcalculatorshow.com/boombox/

Here’s a sobering thought, too: we’ve gotten precisely nowhere in battery technology since then. Vintage early 80s boomboxes ran on D-cell batteries. The M1X-DJ runs on … yep, D-cell batteries. (Of all of the advancements in tech in my lifetime, batteries are the one area where we’ve made the least progress, which is why I get excited about projects like the Tesla. At least power consumption has gone down, at the other end of the equation, though not necessarily for generating sound – stupid real world with its stupid physics.)

  • Gwydion

    Goldie Lookin’ Chain – 3D Superwoofer: http://youtu.be/JcoY6j8SMYU

    Safe.

  • Sosa

    To be honest I don’t think this is any different from the useless crap native seem to be peddling these days. Review there next product with equal vigor please.

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      Well, I have been testing the Z1. And I think there’s a big difference. A USB product isn’t constrained to one use case the way a dock is. The Z1 also seems reasonably priced, in line with competing products.

      So, on one hand, you have a perhaps not hugely interesting but practical NI gadget that works with desktop or mobile and is competitively-priced with other gizmos.

      Or… you have this Philips thing, with a dock connector that limits its usefulness and puts the iPad in an uncomfortable position, and a price that makes it impossible to recommend.

      Believe me, if I find something personally useless, I’ll say so. Or just ignore it … in this case, I thought it was worth revisiting these older boomboxes.

    • Schoolyard Bully

      Their, NOT there.

  • slabman

    Wait about 3 months till there’s a mountain of remaindered stock, then buy one cheap for circuit bending and/or spare parts.

    I’m holding out for the Fisher Price Superstar DJ – a pretend laptop with one big button marked “Start Playlist”. It can sit next to my VTech Tinkly House Piano.

    • Joshua Schnable

      I believe Fisher Price has approached Deadmau5 to endorse that one.

    • aaron

      Mattel already tried something similar with the UCreate toy line, they actually released a pretty “serious” sampler/sequencer toy. It has since been discontinued. Check out the googles.

    • DPrty

      I have a UCreate .. its sounds have made it to many of my finished recordings. Its a toy but really great. Also it fits on the right side of my Korg M3 perfect.

  • gLOW-x

    I know more and more why i sold my iPad…and never buy another supposed “mobile” audio solution.
    At the end, you get what size and power give you. Software is very limited, hardware is too. Too small, too limited. I want power, not an expansive toy.
    For now, i will stick with laptop, headphone monitoring, controllers and real portable PA.
    Tablets and all their accessories associated are just another trend to sell something you don’t need… I tested this view for months, and sold all.

    • http://vrpr.org/ Henry

      I think, you might be missing the point. I agree that a lot of “mobile” solutions and devices are limited in many ways. But on the other hand, a combination of a reasonable sized iPad (i.e. at least 32GB) plus Traktor DJ plus NI’s own Z1 is a neat and powerful combination with very little footprint. Of course, nothing that any laptop with Traktor Pro plus controller hardware couldn’t do as well, but still more affordable and – for those who might want to grow with their equipment – compatible with more “pro” solutions.

      That being said, it becomes more and more difficult to select the crap from the useful in a more and more crowded market of DJ software (or apps, if you want) and hardware (i.e. controllers, speakers and the like). But it simply means that everyone needs to determine their individual needs and useage scenarios *before* purchasing that next hot thing.

      iPads and other tablets or mobile devices are not bad or limited in any way per se – it is about the way you use them, and about accepting what you might not be able to use them for. And laptops plus whatever hardware are not always superior either.

    • chompy

      have you found the Z1 useful with the iPad?
      The internal soundcard is killer, but Traktor DJ is so optimized for touch screen it seems difficult to fit in where you use the Z1. Plus it can’t be powered by the iPad nor does it have a battery. It seems better suited for using with a laptop.

    • http://vrpr.org/ Henry

      Well, I see the point, but in fairness: you’ll need some power plugs around anyway to power speakers and what not. So what’s the problem with a power adapter that runs the Z1 and charges your ‘Pad at the same time? Also, I don’t believe that the Z1 is meant to be a complete replacement. It is muh rather a companion to what you can do with TraktorDJ with the touchscreen.

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      Right the power adapter with the Z1 winds up being pretty useful, and it’s nice having those controls to grab. The biggest problems I had trying the Z1 / iPad combination weren’t with the Z1, but with the iPad – it’s painfully easy to accidentally bump the play control for a deck while toggling loop.

    • DPrty

      I agree. Ipads don’t have near enough power. They just don’t cut it.

    • http://vrpr.org/ Henry

      I’m afraid, that is not at all what I wrote.

    • DPrty

      I agree. Ipads are underwhelming.

  • Joshua Schnable

    I’m saving my coin for this mobile dj setup. See ya’ll at the slopes.
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m61ndOddTBY/USTIl_u_h5I/AAAAAAAACSs/lxn0Z2BBuzU/s1600/2222222222222.jpg

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      Absolutely brilliant. Yes.

  • luis lopez

    The speakers should be on back side

  • gunboat_d

    next time i’m in japan, i’m heading to the nearest Hard-Off (don’t laugh, it’s a Book-Off for Hardware) and grabbing an old-school stereo.

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      Ooh, I’d love to see pics of that if you take some! Enjoy!

      I know Book-Off; never seen Hard-Off. Added to my to do list too.

  • lazenbleep

    li-ion batteries are light and powerful now. check out the boominator via the speakerplans forum

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      Okay, true – so on one level it is funny they’re using D-cells here.

  • chompy

    there is also a lasonic boombox with a bluetooth connection

  • IRS4

    Unless you are DJing for your own crotch, the speakers are on the wrong side.

    • http://pkirn.com/ Peter Kirn

      It appears that there are actual speakers on both sides. See the reverse angle.

    • Saturnus

      Yes. That is interesting. A blatant rip-off of my Boominator design. I’ll have my layers check into that right away. Thanks for the heads up.

    • Alex Jarvis

      I was just thinking the same thing… Like, I looked at it and thought “that would be a good thing to keep in my trunk for random doings that seem to frequently transpire in my life.” But while assessing its value I noticed that the only person who would get the correct stimulation out of the experience is my dick, and he would quite honestly prefer a different kind of stimulation. Maybe it was designed for girls.

  • Keith Crosley

    Upcycled luggage converted to boombox-inspired, one-of-a-kind portable speakers: http://caseofbass.com/

  • drrn.

    It may have built in tables and iPad connectivity, but does it get short wave radio? Because my AKAI PJ-35 does.

  • http://www.sonicfantasia.com/ Sonic Fantasia

    If your budget is five hundred bucks, serious users and amateurs alike will easily find better choices.